Vineyard Confidential
The Myth of the Unlocked Doors
Break-ins on the Vineyard may be rare, but that doesn't negate the occasional naked trespasser crashing through your door: A Vineyard Confidential classic.
Most Vineyarders stand guilty of it: We don’t lock our doors; it’s too much bother. We tend to be blissfully detached from big-city paranoia. Maybe what it boils down to is we don’t believe we have much to steal. Some of us have never ever locked our doors, even when we scoot away to, say, Costa Rica. Still others have no clue where we stashed our original key some 32 years ago, when a realtor handed it over and sauntered away with a jaunty “Thanks for the commish!” kind of wave. Oh sure, crimes are committed on the Island, but if you follow the court log in the papers, most of the “perps”, if we may borrow a term from "Law & Order," have D.U.I.s, or they’ve assaulted someone. If you yourself happen not to live with a D.U.I.-ster or an …
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Holly Nadler
6:15 pm on Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Hi, Margaret, in an entirely different setting, i.e. Malibu, California where everyone locks everything, years ago I took out my car key and unlocked the door of the silver-grey Honda Accord that I thought was mine. Just as you did, I slid into the seat and realized this wasn't my vehicle. It shocked me, though, that my key worked for this other car; made me wonder if car manufacturers produce, …   more ›